The Second Post, Which Does Some More Explaining...

Hiya! For those of you who read the little bit about Clive Cow, near the top of the page, let me explain who he is. He is the Chuck Norris of the bovine world, someone who tries to be an adventurer, a hero, and a ninja-slayer. Yes, that's right. He slays ninjas. NINJAS! He is constantly armed with a machine gun (or at least when he needs it), dual katanas (they can cut through a tank, I saw it on the internet), and a missile launcher, grenades, smoke grenades, flashbombs, unlimited ammo, and most of all, a tank. Yep, he always has a tank handy. He gets captured by the enemy (very rarely), and all he needs to do is whip out his tank and he's out! Well, I hope that cleared that up! So, until next time, by The Power of Grayskull, bye! A

The First Post...

Woo hoo! The blog is up! Now for anyone out there who is wondering what this blog is about, then I shall explain. This is a place for improbable stuff, that has absolutely no relevance to the real world (unless of course you are attacked by cows with chainsaw nunchuks. Scary thought). Anyway, this blog will be a place of improbability and stuff and, I'm guessing, probably more just stuff. Probably. Well, until the next post, Excelsior! A