Nonconformity! All the cool kids are doing it!
Wait a minute...
That doesn't work.
But it sounds a lot like what IS actually happening.
So. Conform!
Be different.
A
21.10.10
7.8.10
Axe Cop and Dr. McNinja Team-Up!
If any of you guys have been paying attention to the 'Other Things to Look At' section, you would have noticed it contained both Axe Cop, and Dr. McNinja. These are both extremely good webcomics, that, at the time of posting, are having a team-up! Let me explain a bit about each of them.
Axe Cop - "We need to have more tryouts!"
Axe Cop is the story of Axe Cop, and axe-wielding cop, and his team. This usually consists of Dinosaur Soldier (previously Flute Cop, and Avocado Soldier), and Ralph Wrinkles, a dog. They also sometimes team up with other people such as Sockarang, Uni-Baby, Uni-Man, the Moon Warriors, and many more. It is written by Malachai Nicolle (a 6 year old) and illustrated by Ethan Nicolle (his 29 year old brother). Axe Cop is incredibly funny and should be read by everyone.
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja - "Always wear your jetboots to bed, kids!"
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja is the story of Dr. McNinja, as doctor who is a ninja. He has a sidekick called Gordito (a 12 year old cowboy), who rides a velociraptor called Yoshi, and has a secretary called Judy (she's a gorilla). He has many enemies including King Radical, who is a motorbike riding member of some royal family, and Franz Rayner, the American Ninja's worst enemy. It is written and pencilled (and inked at the moment) by Chris Hastings, and is coloured by Anthony 'Nedroid' Clark. It is also very funny, and should also - you guessed it - be read by everyone.
So, that's the back story of Dr. McNinja and Axe Cop, so now go and read the team up (and all the previous and future issues)! Now.
By the Power of Grayskull, au revoir (We've gone cultural! Yay!)!
A
Axe Cop - "We need to have more tryouts!"
Axe Cop is the story of Axe Cop, and axe-wielding cop, and his team. This usually consists of Dinosaur Soldier (previously Flute Cop, and Avocado Soldier), and Ralph Wrinkles, a dog. They also sometimes team up with other people such as Sockarang, Uni-Baby, Uni-Man, the Moon Warriors, and many more. It is written by Malachai Nicolle (a 6 year old) and illustrated by Ethan Nicolle (his 29 year old brother). Axe Cop is incredibly funny and should be read by everyone.
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja - "Always wear your jetboots to bed, kids!"
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja is the story of Dr. McNinja, as doctor who is a ninja. He has a sidekick called Gordito (a 12 year old cowboy), who rides a velociraptor called Yoshi, and has a secretary called Judy (she's a gorilla). He has many enemies including King Radical, who is a motorbike riding member of some royal family, and Franz Rayner, the American Ninja's worst enemy. It is written and pencilled (and inked at the moment) by Chris Hastings, and is coloured by Anthony 'Nedroid' Clark. It is also very funny, and should also - you guessed it - be read by everyone.
So, that's the back story of Dr. McNinja and Axe Cop, so now go and read the team up (and all the previous and future issues)! Now.
By the Power of Grayskull, au revoir (We've gone cultural! Yay!)!
A
17.6.10
OMCOM, Ninja Monkeys With Machine Chainsaw Laser Shotguns!
OMCOM (Oh My Church of Mormontology), Ninja Monkeys With Chainsaw Laser Shotguns, is a phrase used when experiencing something incredibly awesome yet suprising - such as ninja monkey's with chainsaw laser shotguns. Can you imagine that? How do you have chainsaw laser shotguns? I mean - CRASH - uh oh. The ninja monkeys have broken through the window! They seems angry about my criticisms. Wait a moment while I subdue them.
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... KER - ZAP!!!
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... AND STAY OUT!
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Sorry about that. Now I know how chainsaw laser shotguns work. And how big a whole they can create in your stomach. Ow. Anyway, imagine something awesome happens. Now, say OMCOM, NMWCLS! It works doesn't it? What does it do? Take a guess.
Did you guess absolultely nothing? Congratulations, you win a donut (Disclamer: No actual donut shall be given)!
Anyway, now you know a phrase which you can say when something awesome yet suprising happens, and will also waste your breath, and precious time you could be using to escape from the ninja monkeys!
So, by our beloved Church of Mormontology, I say begone!
A
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... KER - ZAP!!!
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... AND STAY OUT!
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Sorry about that. Now I know how chainsaw laser shotguns work. And how big a whole they can create in your stomach. Ow. Anyway, imagine something awesome happens. Now, say OMCOM, NMWCLS! It works doesn't it? What does it do? Take a guess.
Did you guess absolultely nothing? Congratulations, you win a donut (Disclamer: No actual donut shall be given)!
Anyway, now you know a phrase which you can say when something awesome yet suprising happens, and will also waste your breath, and precious time you could be using to escape from the ninja monkeys!
So, by our beloved Church of Mormontology, I say begone!
A
15.6.10
Barnyard Massacre
Barnyard Massacre is a film. A very, very gory film. It contains ninjas, blood, cows, blood, tanks, blood, explosions... and blood. It is the story of a certain Clive Cow, who goes on a rampaging massacre through the world. And why is it called Barnyard Massacre, you may ask? Because it is. However, do not let the name fool you. This is not a children's film. It uses the technique used in such films as 'Peppa Pig: The Revenge' and 'Thomas the Tank Engine: Is You ****ing With Me, B*tch?'. Okay, maybe the last one was a bit obvious, but that doesn't mean it doesn't give a 4 year old nightmares. Imagine what my mind was going through after seeing the Fat Controller being given a punishment that can only be described as a "Rectal Cherry Bomb".
But lest we forget, sinners, we are talking about Barnyard Massacre here. So, let me explain the plot. Henry Horse, the evil villain, sets off a missile that destroys Clive Cow's house. This doesn't bother him to much, until he realises that in his house at the time was the latest copy of 'Weapons of Locallised Pretty Bad Destruction'. The fact that it was also destroyed makes Clive Cow so angry, he goes on a giant rampage and kills everyone, as apparently, everyone is a henchman of Henry Horse. The first bit happens in the first 5 to 10 minutes. The rest takes up the rest of the 2 and a half hour film, and has no plot whatsoever.
Clive Cow has his usual arsenal with him, and uses it to utterly destroy and kill everything in his path. And his path is a 10km radius around himself at all times.
So, by the Power vested in me by his Noodly Appendage, I say goodbye!
A
But lest we forget, sinners, we are talking about Barnyard Massacre here. So, let me explain the plot. Henry Horse, the evil villain, sets off a missile that destroys Clive Cow's house. This doesn't bother him to much, until he realises that in his house at the time was the latest copy of 'Weapons of Locallised Pretty Bad Destruction'. The fact that it was also destroyed makes Clive Cow so angry, he goes on a giant rampage and kills everyone, as apparently, everyone is a henchman of Henry Horse. The first bit happens in the first 5 to 10 minutes. The rest takes up the rest of the 2 and a half hour film, and has no plot whatsoever.
Clive Cow has his usual arsenal with him, and uses it to utterly destroy and kill everything in his path. And his path is a 10km radius around himself at all times.
So, by the Power vested in me by his Noodly Appendage, I say goodbye!
A
25.1.10
Ed. That's it.
Hi.
I'm Ed and I'm going to be blogging with A and L#######.
I am the Dark Guardian of the Chemical Cupboard and I taught L####### everything he knows.
That's all!
Ed
I'm Ed and I'm going to be blogging with A and L#######.
I am the Dark Guardian of the Chemical Cupboard and I taught L####### everything he knows.
That's all!
Ed
5.1.10
EPICFISHWOOT!!!
If you like this blog, then why don't you have a look at one of our others, EpicFish!
Here is the link: http://epicfishwoot.blogspot.com/
Excelsior!
A
4.1.10
Profile: L###### (if I told you the rest I'd have to kill you)
Codename: L###### (even the codename is secret)
Fighting styles: False Ninja Flurry/Just as Planned/Retarded Munchkin Cringe/Real Ninja Hiding and the other SECRET style.
Known Phrases: Sneak Attack! Well, that was unexpected. Just as planned. NOT AS PLANED! For the greater good
Organisations: The Green Runners, The Tau Empire, Nonconformity FTW society (join us in rebellion!), The United States of Eurasia unification comittee, The conspiracy patrol.
Some say he can do more than Protoman, he can find Waldo! Some say he has identified and categorised over 47 varieties of chainsaw-chucks. Some say he can manipulate narritivium at will, or at least would be able to if there was any in Roundworld.
All we know is he occasionally says "Mwa ha ha. MWA ha-ha-ha. Everything is going to plan. How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time." and for all we know, in his secret lair may be chuckling away as THE NINJA BEHIND YOU SNEAK ATTACKS or some other amusing scenario brought about by his awesomeness.
3.1.10
Is it possible to get even more awesome than chainsaw-chucks?
Yes. Click on image for a larger view.
For the greater good, L
2.1.10
31.12.09
Yet Another Post...
Hi!
If any of you have any questions, just post them in the comments section, and we will try to answer as many as we can. But for those of you who think this blog stinks, don't bother posting bad comments, just don't read this blog. Simple.
Excelsior!
A
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